Mexico

Very Funny Mexican Jokes

Q: Why don’t Mexicans have checking accounts? A: It’s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Q: 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A: A cop.

Q: What is the name Of Mexico’s telephone company? A: “Taco Bell.”

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist sent to blow up a car? A: He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican lesbian? A: She loved men.

Q: Why is the average age of the Mexican army, 40? A: Because they take ‘em right out of high school!

Q: Why do Mexicans pick at their belly buttons when their plates are clean? A: They want an after-dinner lint.

Q: What’s the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.

Q: What happened to the Mexicans National Library? A: Someone stole the book.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.

Q: Why don’t you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? A: Because it’s probably your bike.

Q: What did the Mexican do with his first fifty cent piece? A: He married her.

Q: Why did the Mexican cross the road? A: To get from abco to the orange groves.

Q: Why did the Mexicans have to move out of the house? A: Because they couldn’t figure out how to flush the pool.

Q: Why don’t Mexicans marry blacks? A: Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a dumb blonde? A: A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.

Q: How does a Mexican count? A: “1, 2, 3, another, another, another….”

Q: Why do Mexicans make great astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.

Q: What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges.

Q: How do you get a Mexican out of a bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? A: Jail.

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