Mexico

Funny Mexican Jokes

Q. Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? A. So they have something to unwrap.

Q. What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? A. Attention K-Mart shoppers.

Q. What’s a Mexican favorite book store? A. Borders.

Q. How many officers does it take to arrest a Mexican guy? A. It takes 4; 1 to arrest him and 3 to carry his oranges.

Q. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? A. Yeah.. me neither.

Q. What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A. A miracle.

Q. What is the greatest Mexican invention? A. A solar powered flash light.

Q. What were the 2 Mexican Firefighting Brother’s names? A. Hose A and Hose B.

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan.

Q. How do you stop a Mexican tank? A. Shoot the guy pushing it.

Q: How do you find out the population of Mexico? A: Drop a peso on the ground.

Q. Why do Mexicans drive low riders? A. They are too short to get into any other type of car.

Q: Who’s the richest person in Mexico? A: The person who finds the quarter!

Q. What do Mexicans pick in the off season? A. Their nose.

Q. What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? A. Chingos.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a NAVY? A: Because cardboard don’t float.

Q: What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? A: Adopted.

Q: What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? A: Carlos….

Q: Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? A: Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

Q: What do you call a Mexican quarterback? A: El Paso.

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