Mexico

Funny Mexican Jokes

Q. Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels? A. So they can drive with handcuffs on.

Q. Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? A. Cause nobody will look for them.

Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have a olympic team? A. Because every Mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!

Q. A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A. A Prison Break.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian? A: Oil of Ol’e.

Q: Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo? A: So they could have four clean walls to write on.

Q. What is the greatest Mexican invention? A. A solar powered flash light.

Q. What were the 2 Mexican Firefighting Brother’s names? A. Hose A and Hose B.

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan.

Q: Do you know what Mexican will get as birthday present. A: Your Bike !

Q. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.

Q: What’s the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.

Q: Who’s the richest person in Mexico? A: The person who finds the quarter!

Q. What do Mexicans pick in the off season? A. Their nose.

Q. What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? A. Chingos.

Q: Why do mexicans cross the border in any number except 3? A: Because the signs say no thresspassing.

Q: What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? A: Adopted.

Q: Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Wal-Mart parking lot? A: 50 Mexicans died.

Q: Why a Mexican can’t be one of the 11/11 terrorists? A: They are always late, and would have missed all 4 flights.

Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport? A: Cross country.

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